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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:06 am Post subject: Chuck Norris joke thread!
Post your favorite chuck norris jokes! I'll start it off.
Chuck Norris seceratly sleeps with every women in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. _________________ The closer you come to the light, the greater your shadow becomes...
Joined: 29 Jun 2007 Posts: 797 Location: Australia
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:16 am Post subject:
I want to see Krumpie and Fatals Jokes. those 2 are the best at it _________________ Commander K-Styler ranked as Slash Beast Quest ranked as Treasure Hunter Warrior ranked as Assault Force
Joined: 14 Aug 2007 Posts: 1488 Location: Northpole with ZX :D
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:10 am Post subject:
Chuck Norris? <.<
You should tell/show somthing about him for ppl who don't know who he is... _________________ It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.
All Kings can fall, but ours just falls in love.
Even the word "Foolish" fails to describe you.
When did I realize I was god?
Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 449 Location: the planet krypton (in a galaxy far far away....)
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:41 pm Post subject:
chuck norris doesnt do push ups, he pushes the world down
every night, the boogieman checks under his bed for chuck norris
chuck norris stole the cookie from the cookie jar (mine )
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
"and on the eigth day, god created chuck norris"
chuck norris, is what willis was talking about
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris (had to post that one)
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, but Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish!
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When god said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
Chuck Norris once finished "The Song that Never Ends".
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. _________________ ITS NOT WHO YOU ARE ON THE INSIDE, BUT WHAT YOU DO THAT DEFINES YOU
Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 506 Location: California
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:47 pm Post subject:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
More Chuck Norris Facts
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
* Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
* Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
* Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. _________________
Joined: 22 Jun 2008 Posts: 29 Location: Your sisters room.
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:48 pm Post subject:
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as a caned beverage, you may know this as redbull.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a mcdonalds and turned it into a wendsy.
Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris. _________________ The closer you come to the light, the greater your shadow becomes...
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